|Monday, November 9th, 2009|
|Friday, April 24th, 2009|
|Thursday, January 15th, 2009|
|Tuesday, August 26th, 2008|
|Monday, June 23rd, 2008|
|Monday, May 5th, 2008|
Got my CAMS L2S license.
|Thursday, December 21st, 2006|
As a token of our appreciation, not just for your contribution to our business and our peace of mind today but to show our gratitude for all your contributions over the last year we would like to offer your our special Christmas bonus deal, AT NO CHARGE TO YOU AT ALL!!
Here is what you will receive:
Not one but multiple beatings the likes of which you never knew was possible.
A collectors edition set of over fifty bullets, all perfectly matching and applied to all of your joints, non-essential organs and other sensitive areas of your body in alphabetical order.
A solid stainless steel set of industrial pliers, used to remove all your teeth, one at a time.
An extremely large hammer for pulverizing any as yet unbroken bones.
BONUS AMPUTATION of any remaining limbs!!!!
Fire, applied liberally to whatever is left of your body.
BONUS BURIAL at some convenient roadside drain.
Also, as a special once off extra, this deal will also be given to your whole family and all of your close friends! That's right, you can spread the Christmas cheer to everyone who has ever been important to you at no extra cost at all!
You do not need to do anything to receive this offer. That's right, YOU HAVE ALREADY WON!! It is already on it's way to you, we know where you live and work and should have little trouble finding your family and friends to give them their part of this special offer.
|Monday, December 18th, 2006|
"Don't break it, that's money, it's expensive!"
|Friday, November 10th, 2006|
The best kind of warning shot is one that says "Warning! Pearly Gates ahead!"
|Thursday, October 12th, 2006|
|Wednesday, July 26th, 2006|
We're the McQuaid brothers!
|Wednesday, June 28th, 2006|
Lost: One wife.
Easily recognisable by it's ability to stuff up absolutely everything, run into doors and accidentally trip down the stairs regularly.
Small reward offered.
|Tuesday, June 13th, 2006|
In the good old days children like you were left out to die on windswept crags.
|Tuesday, February 7th, 2006|
I am hereby proposing that any emo band that releases more than one record be immediately put to death.
The reasoning for this measure being that if anyone is miserable enough to put out an emo record they should have descended into apathy and knocked them self off or overdosed on something with in a few months. If they somehow put out a second record they either do not have the courage to end their miserable existence so killing them would be a favour or they are just pretending to be that miserable for indie cred or whatever and as such should be killed as a public service. Current Mood: determined
|Friday, November 18th, 2005|
Kickin' it old skool wit' teh SARS!
|Wednesday, September 28th, 2005|
|Monday, September 5th, 2005|
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head,
He had the sleekest fur.
He had the blackest purr.
Always gentle with us
Was this black puss,
But when I found him today
Stiff and cold where he lay
His look was a lion's,
Full of rage, defiance:
Oh, he would not pretend
That what came was a friend
But met met it in pure hate.
Well died, my old cat. Current Mood: drained
|Thursday, September 1st, 2005|
|Stay out of my studio or suffer aural trauma
Kittens are soft and fluffy and sweet and good. People generally are not very good. I think we can learn much from kittens.
Live life like a kitten
1) If it moves, kill it.
2) If it does not move, it is perfectly legitimate to hit it until it moves. Then refer to rule 1. Current Mood: *hate*
|Thursday, June 9th, 2005|
Girls that love BEER are the best.
|Wednesday, June 8th, 2005|
Men are not to be trusted.